I don’t really remember who this Caprice Bourret chick is, I think she’s one of those busty british nobodies, but she turned forty last night and instead of spending it crying into her gigantic glass of wine while wearing a wedding dress she’s never had the chance to wear, she threw herself a trashy halloween birthday party. Smart move. Here she is dressed as a sexy Dallas Cowboys cheerleader as she makes her way in. I like it. Obviously she’s way too old to be an actual Dallas Comboys cheerleader, but I’d still hit it.
