I’m very disappointed in Christina Hendricks , I thought we had a good thing going here, she would head to an event with her massive breasts popping out of her top and I would make rude comments about my pants getting tight. Things were going so well, until she decided that she wanted to dress like my grandmother. Such a waste, you don’t squeeze two gorgeous Ferraris together and then park them in the garage. I’m going to give her one last chance, because I know how special those things are. Call me.
