Here’s Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride Crystal Harris partying it up in Vegas over the weekend. The newly single busty nobody thought it was a good idea to stuff her fat fake Playboy breasts into a little black dress and hit the red carpet. I agree. Obviously I know nothing about this chick, other than she wanted no longer wanted anything to do with Hef’s old man appendage, but I happen to like busty superficial blonde airheads. more pictures of Crystal Harris here
