Hopefully this will be the last post I do this week that has anything to do with Valentine’s Day the movie or the actual day. That being said, I wish cutie Emma Roberts was my valentine. Wouldn’t that be fun? We could spend the day in my jacuzzi tub drinking beers and telling each other how lucky I am to have her. I’ll even float some rose petals in the water to make it more romantic and to camouflage my massive boner. Obviously not real rose petals because I’m allergic and they’ll probably stain the tub, but it should have the same effect. Call me. more pictures of Emma Roberts here
