For a guy who’s been denying the existence of a relationship for months now, George Clooney doesn’t seem to have any problems playing grab ass with my Stacy Keibler on the red carpet at some fancy party last night. Bastard. I guess I can’t really blame the guy, the woman is gorgeous and looking amazing in that tight dress of hers. It looks like it’s part evening gown and part bathing suit. I love it. I wouldn’t mind going for a dip right about now… Ugh, I bet George Clooney doesn’t say crap like that. No wonder she left me. I make myself sick.
