Here’s Hilary Duff at the airport the other day getting ready to board a flight that’s probably headed somewhere boring where that hockey playing douche fiancee of hers is drinking some Canadian beer and pulling the goalie until she shows up. At least that’s what I would be doing. Actually, that’s not true at all, I would be spending my nights thanking Baby Jesus that whatever I did in a past life was good enough that I get to nail Hilary Duff in this one. Amen.
