I don’t know about you, but if I ever have a party or event that involves cutting a giant fake ribbon, I know the first person I’d call is Playboy hottie Holly Madison . Not because she’s hot and has a great pair or breasts and doesn’t mind showing them off for perverts by posing naked in an obsolete magazine, but because I here she’s really good with oversized novelty scissors. Wait, that doesn’t sound right… It’s got to be because of that breast thing I mentioned earlier.