I don’t think I have to tell any of you about the internet crush I’ve got on jobless hottie Sophie Monk , you’ve pretended to read the site so you know where we stand, but when she walks around like this I can’t control myself. She’s not doing anything special, but that gorgeous tanned cleavage just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy down there in my no-no place. Not that it takes a whole lot, a bumpy ride on the bus kinda has the same effect. Still hot.