I lost count somewhere around 12, or it might have been 13. There’s a certain punch-drunkness that follows the words “Beat Dat Beat,” to say nothing of the dizzying haze accompanying MTV’ s official confirmation of a Jersey Shore spinoff featuring Pauly D. Kudos to anyone who can get through the last paragraph standing up.
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How Many Signs of the Apocalypse Can You Count in Pauly D’s Jersey Shore Spin-Off Press Release?
