I like to think that I’m up to date on today’s physical fitness trends, I down energy drinks and do my daily calisthenics, but I don’t know what’s going on here. Here’s a chick named Imogen Thomas doing some sort of workout that involves cleaning up old tires from a beach in a tank top. Where did the parachute come from? Obviously when I’m talking about calisthenics I’m referring to my daily masturbation sessions. Believe me, the way I do it… It’s quite a workout