Here’s Jessica Simpson and her lovely chubcakes attending some event somewhere the other day looking, well, a little soft around the edges again. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating bacon, mostly because bacon is delicious, but also because she’s Jessica Simpson and we’ve been in love for a long time now. I’m not exactly pleased with the shot of her from behind, she looks a little like an old couch you’d see in a funeral home, all lumpy and uncomfortable. Not good.
