Usually we have no regrets about spending our lives doing things besides hang out on the Santa Monica pier. Sure, the weather’s always nice there, but we think it’s nicer having all the things like showers and wi-fi and air conditioning that come with living indoors. Until now. Apparently Kate Upton was recently booted from the popular SoCal beach bum hangout after a wardrobe malfunction left her breasts exposed to the crowd that had gathered to watch her GQ photo shoot. As Kate tells the San Francisco Chronicle : “We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!” Kate said. ” I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier – it was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece! ” And you’re telling us that NOT ONE of those street performers and hackey sack players and bodybuilders and guys who will write your name on a grain of rice took pictures? Tragic. UPDATE: Pervert-at-large “Uncle” Terry Richardson DID take video of Kate’s bra-busting escapade (of course he did). Unfortunately, you still can’t see much, but you can see what Terry did catch after the jump!
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Kate Upton’s Boobage Gets Her Booted from the Santa Monica Pier [VIDEO]
