I’m being serious now, are you not allowed into the Coachella music festival if you’re not wearing some sort of stupid looking hipster short shorts? I don’t get it. I mean, I like short shorts as much as the next guy, but there’s something about the way the hipsters wear them that just doesn’t do it for me. Here’s Kristen Stewart working her denim shorts and stupid hat. I don’t know, maybe it’s the sneakers that ruin it for me. Some stripper heels might fix that right up.
