I don’t want to be crude because I love and respect the girl, as much as someone who’s never actually met her and likes to post pictures of her in her bikini on his website can, but Maria Menounos is kind of in a position I really enjoy. You get what I’m saying? I’ll leave it at that. I guess all that dancing is wearing her out a little, I bet her inner thighs are killing her. I can help her with that, my stubble can be very soothing.
