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Maria Menounos’ Killer Tight Body

I kind of mentioned the other day that I thought Maria Menounos’ booty wasn’t as tight as I’d like it, I think she just had on some dumpy sweatpants, but it looks like the rest of her is certainly tight as hell. Here she is posing in her sexy little spandex pants and one of the smallest sports bras I’ve ever seen. This is more like it. If I take up ballroom dancing, will I get to snuggle up to hotties like this on patio furniture? I highly doubt it.

Miley Cyrus Continues Her Tank Top Tour

If you think you’ve seen these exact pictures of Miley Cyrus before, you’re probably right. It seems like every day I get shots of the chick walking around in those same spandex pants and that same hipster tank top, sometimes her bra is poking out, other times her nipples look chilly, but pretty much always the same thing. I’m sick of it, I’d even let her bring back those disgusting mom jean short shorts. I need a change.

Maria Menounos Works Her Spandex Booty

Ever since Maria Menounos started rehearsing for that Dancing With The Stars garbage, I’ve been keeping a close eye on her booty. Well, I always keep a close eye on her booty, but I’ve been paying special attention to it lately to see if there are any changes now that she’s dancing pretty much every day. Sadly, it looks exactly the same to me. Obviously I love the little thing, but I was kind of hoping it would be all toned and even more awesome by now. I guess I’d have to see it up close just to be sure. Call me and we can set up a viewing.

Maria Menounos Hot Stripper Belly Piercing

I’ve written enough posts about Maria Menounos walking in and out of the Dancing With The Stars studios that you should pretty much all know the drill by now. Hot booty in spandex pants pretty much sums it all up. But this time she decided to show a little more skin with an eighties inspires crop top. Nicely done lady. I want to suck that cheesy stripper belly button piercing out of her awesome tight tummy. Call me.

Maria Menounos Assumes The Position

I don’t want to be crude because I love and respect the girl, as much as someone who’s never actually met her and likes to post pictures of her in her bikini on his website can, but Maria Menounos is kind of in a position I really enjoy. You get what I’m saying? I’ll leave it at that. I guess all that dancing is wearing her out a little, I bet her inner thighs are killing her. I can help her with that, my stubble can be very soothing.

Maria Menounos Bikini Twit Pic

I knew it was only a matter of time before Maria Menounos would send me a picture of her perfect Greek body hanging out in a bikini, I’ve been waiting for this for years. Sure she did it through her Twitter account, but I’m alright with it. Can someone airbrush the weirdos out of the background? They’re creeping me out. I love this woman, she’s like an angel sent down from heaven to give me quality boners. Amen.