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Maria Menounos Nude For Allure

I don’t think I need to say a whole hell of a lot about this picture of Maria Menounos lying naked on her bed for Allure magazine…. Perfection.

Maria Menounos’ Killer Tight Body

I kind of mentioned the other day that I thought Maria Menounos’ booty wasn’t as tight as I’d like it, I think she just had on some dumpy sweatpants, but it looks like the rest of her is certainly tight as hell. Here she is posing in her sexy little spandex pants and one of the smallest sports bras I’ve ever seen. This is more like it. If I take up ballroom dancing, will I get to snuggle up to hotties like this on patio furniture? I highly doubt it.

Maria Menounos’ Cute Dancing Booty

I love that Maria Menounos is on this season of Dancing With The Stars , not because I’m excited to record it and masturbate to her dancing in slow motion or anything creepy like that, but because I get to stare at pictures of her heading to the dance studio everyday and I love it. Here she is taking her cute little booty for a workout in a nice pair of spandex pants. That thing is just getting better and better. Keep up the good work.

Maria Menounos’ Bikini Body Is Winner

I don’t know the whole story, and I can’t be bothered to look up the details to be honest, but it seems that Greek goddess Maria Menounos made some sort of Super Bowl bet that involved her stripping down to a little bikini in the middle of Times Square if the New York Giants won….. Awesome!!! If I had known that I would have been cheering a whole hell of a lot harder Sunday evening. Today is definitely a special day.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Top Heavy Bikini Pictures

I love that it seems all Victoria Silvstedt does all day is hang out in her little bikini on some rich dude’s dime, not that I mind, but I hardly ever see her doing anything else. It might be nice to see her doing something a little different once and a while, like jumping up and down on a trampoline or having a tickle fight with some hot asian chicks. Something. Until then I guess I’ll just have to make do with these shots of her massive chesticles falling out of her bikini. Poor me.

Tamara Ecclestone Sexy Boat Captain

Here’s Tamara Ecclestone opening the London International Boat Show the other day in a sexy little dress. I thought this chick was worth a few billion dollars, what the hell is she doing working a boat show? Maybe she got cut off and needs to fend for herself. I highly doubt it, but that would be awesome. Anyhow, she looks good, she’d look better with me on her arm, but what can you do. I like the captain’s hat, permission to come aboard.

Maria Menounos Bikini Twit Pic

I knew it was only a matter of time before Maria Menounos would send me a picture of her perfect Greek body hanging out in a bikini, I’ve been waiting for this for years. Sure she did it through her Twitter account, but I’m alright with it. Can someone airbrush the weirdos out of the background? They’re creeping me out. I love this woman, she’s like an angel sent down from heaven to give me quality boners. Amen.

Maria Menounos Works The Leather Shorts

It doesn’t take much for me to post pictures of Maria Menounos on the site, we’ve been in love for the longest time now, so put her in some sexy leather shorts and I’m all over it. She’s hot, she’s Greek and she’s got some great legs on her. I want to mary her with my face. That doesn’t really make sense, but I think you all know what I’m driving at. It’s a sexual thing and I’m ready for it. Call me.

Some Pussy at Some Fashion Event of the Day

Here’s some bitches at some fashion event all dressed up to look fashionable for the judgemental gays that run the fashion industry….cuz that’s what fahsionable bullshit is all about…you know being seen and noticed and that’s why I want to get invited to the shit to show up in cum stained sweatpants and an embarrassingly small erection for the models all while scaring off the gays…. Blake Lively in a tight outfit….. Some bitch named Poppy Delevigne in some great shorts… Rachel Bilson in some short leather shorts….

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Some Pussy at Some Fashion Event of the Day

Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was on Wendy WIlliams, a show I’ve never seen, but assume is hosted by a man dressed like a woman, and Audrey and her talk about her weave, getting fired for not fucking Diddy and some Playboy bullshit and I guess she’s here trying to get the support of black women everywhere so that they invite her to their houses so she can fuck all their brothers, cuz that’s why she’s been getting herself thick for. She also sings some stupid song, shows off her body and hearing her talk her bullshit always makes me feel better about myself so I figure I should share that joy with you….with interviews like this someone needs to pull the plug on this bitch but never will because she’s black and no one wants to touch that shit for fear of getting called a racist…on the positive side of things – she hates on Heidi Montag and that’s a good thing….but really at this point who doesn’t….

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Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day