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Irina Shayk Modeling Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

Valentines Day, the government created mid-february initiative to stimulate the economy while making people in relationships feel inadequate and making people not in relationships feel suicidal leading to a great opportunity to lure girls into your bed who are just looking for a little affection….is right around the corner…and the lingerie companies know it….they figure it is the second biggest day of the year for them…because what the fuck else do you give your woman if you’re looking to get laid…not a blender….maybe jewelery…but there’s no real benefit to dropping money on gold and diamonds…other than a blowjob…at least with lingerie you can imagine she’s Irina Shayk when she puts it on…because fantasy is the foundation of all successful marriages….and it is also the only good that comes from Valentine’s Day…..

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Alex Vaga’s Thong Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Spy Kid Alex Vega is a lot of fun….I was having this conversation yesterday about how girls under 25 are so much better than girls over 25 and not for the obvious physical appearance advantage but across the fucking board…they are just more fun….it’s like they were exposed to the internet at a young age, grew up watching sex tapes and nipple slips, totally exposing themselves on social media for strangers being totally normal…equipped with a camera phone to put themselves on blast and fashion styles that are sleazy, erotic, leggings and short shorts….because not only do these girls take awesome pics of themselves and not give a fuck….they always wear thong bikinis like they were the one piece of yesteryear… I am so into this….

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Teen Mom Janelle’s Baby Bump of the Day

So MTV did a show called Teen Moms…and this one is one of the scandalous, dirty bag, white trash cunts that instead of getting an abortion like a normal pregnant teen, decided to have a baby cuz it is like playing barbie, and she never had Barbies, cuz based on her faucet, daddy wasn’t around and mommy was too busy sucking dick to make enough money to get decent non-dollar store, made in china, contaminated with poison toys….and luckily for her…this is America…and in America…having a ghetto teen pregnancy can make you famous…like having a ghetto sex tape when you’re an irrelevant LA rich chick can make you a 100,000,000 dollars a year….like being a trash can human bar tender in the shittiest of places in America…can turn you into Snooki….. Our world is fucked…and here is Teen Mom Janelle showing off her 7 week baby bump…cuz having a baby worked so well for her the first time. All I see is future criminal.

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Teen Mom Janelle’s Baby Bump of the Day

Ginger Spice Sings in a Bra of the Day

For those of you who don’t remember Geri Halliwel, she was a stripper, nude model, turned Spice Girl who got fired from being a stepGIRL….with red hair and a pretty fit body…and rockin’ tits….and I guess you can’t teach old dogs new tricks…and with the advent of Social Media…her true colors of being a tart who shows off her huge tits for attention and a bit of money….is ingrained in who she is at her core…that now given the opportunity to reach a broad audience with a camera phone…comes this bra wearing busty 90 year old in the studio singing…cuz that’s what she does…..and I’m not complaining…I just wish there was more diddling…

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Maria Menounos’ Cute Dancing Booty

I love that Maria Menounos is on this season of Dancing With The Stars , not because I’m excited to record it and masturbate to her dancing in slow motion or anything creepy like that, but because I get to stare at pictures of her heading to the dance studio everyday and I love it. Here she is taking her cute little booty for a workout in a nice pair of spandex pants. That thing is just getting better and better. Keep up the good work.

Annalynne McCord Perky Little Breasts

I love AnnaLynne McCord’s long sleek body so much that even when it’s completely covered up in a boring brown dress I’m going to post pictures of it. Obviously I’d love if it was in a bikini or or naked in front of her bathroom mirror with a camera phone covering her face, but I’ll take what I can get. Besides, it’s tight enough that it’s hugging those little perky breasts just perfectly. Enjoy.

Rebecca Romijn Flashes Her Tasty MILF Legs

I don’t have Rebecca Romijn -What’s Her Name on the site very often because, well because ever since she dropped the Stamos she hasn’t really been the same to me. There I said it. Rebecca Romijn-Fat Kid From Stand By Me just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Anyhow, here she is out running some errands the other day looking all kinds of sexy in her short little skirt and tramp heels. Rebecca Romijn-Bangable is more like it. This is a MILF I could get behind. No really, right behind, preferably with my camera phone taped to my shoe.

Rebecca Romijn Flashes Her Tasty MILF Legs

I don’t have Rebecca Romijn -What’s Her Name on the site very often because, well because ever since she dropped the Stamos she hasn’t really been the same to me. There I said it. Rebecca Romijn-Fat Kid From Stand By Me just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Anyhow, here she is out running some errands the other day looking all kinds of sexy in her short little skirt and tramp heels. Rebecca Romijn-Bangable is more like it. This is a MILF I could get behind. No really, right behind, preferably with my camera phone taped to my shoe.

Adrianne Curry Exposes Her Tight Body

I started writing this post about Adrianne Curry before even looking at the pictures, let me guess, they’re shots on a camera phone of herself she put on Twitter … Shocking. I’m not really all that upset about it, she’s in her underwear and her body is pretty damn impressive, so why the hell not. Her body better be tight, all she does is workout, go to nerd conventions and take pictures of herself for Twitter . Keep up the good work.

Date Like a Celebrity! Txting J.Hamm and K.Stew

Just having the Jon Gosselins of the world out on the dating scene can make a single gal way uneasy. So how do you tell the snakes from the Rob Pattinsons, especially with Twitter and texting…

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Date Like a Celebrity! Txting J.Hamm and K.Stew