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Christina Milian’s Hot Mom Booty In A Bikini

Guess what? It’s booty time here at HollywoodTuna. Here’s Christina Milian back on the beach with the family in another little bikini, but this time she thought it would be nice to give us a few shots of that sweet big mom booty of hers. Yes please. I thought mom butts were supposed to be flat and weird looking, this thing is perfect. I especially love it when hotties do the over the shoulder booty shots, that to me says “I know what you’re looking at and I hope you enjoy it”…. I am.

Hayden Panettiere Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

I didn’t watch the Teen Choice Awards last night because, well because I’m an adult male and don’t give a crap about things like that, but my crack team of researchers have found me some of the hottest shots. Here’s Hayden Panettiere looking absolutely smoking hot on the purple carpet. Damn! When did she start looking like a really sexy adult? I know she’s had a lot of time off since her silly show got cancelled, I don’t know if she got new boobs or has been working out or what, but whatever it is I approve. If this doesn’t get her some work I don’t know what will.

Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass

Are you into fetish models? Ya you are, you pervert. Because I’ve got these shots of some chick named Masuimi Max who apparently does some fetish modeling in her spare time. I never would have guessed. Here she is on the red carpet for something with her massive fake breasts spilling out of a studded leather dominatrix top. I like it. I would let this hottie beat the crap out of me, why not? Our save word can be ‘Stop Punching Me!!!”

Ashley Tisdale Because She’s There

So I found these pictures of Ashley Tisdale a few days ago, but didn’t post them right away because, well because she’s Ashley Tisdale and I didn’t think it was all that important. You know what I’m talking about. I’m only posting them now because I know she’s got at least a couple of fans out there who might ad this link to their Facebook page and really drive in like eight visitors. And she’s got a pretty good body that I would like to touch with my body.

Rebecca Romijn Flashes Her Tasty MILF Legs

I don’t have Rebecca Romijn -What’s Her Name on the site very often because, well because ever since she dropped the Stamos she hasn’t really been the same to me. There I said it. Rebecca Romijn-Fat Kid From Stand By Me just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Anyhow, here she is out running some errands the other day looking all kinds of sexy in her short little skirt and tramp heels. Rebecca Romijn-Bangable is more like it. This is a MILF I could get behind. No really, right behind, preferably with my camera phone taped to my shoe.

Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman went topless for Miss Dior because they paid her and apparently went bottomless for whoever the fuck the guy who strategically knocked her up when he was up inside her was…a man you probably know well because you are likely one of those virgin losers who is obsessed with Natalie Portman, possibly cuz you are jewish and have pressure to marry jewish to have jewish babies, or just because she was in Star Wars, a movie you like to channel in your everyday masturbation sessions and really – this is not all that hot – unless you get off to back, which you probably do, just because it is attached to this Portman pre-marital sex before a shotgun wedding like a redneck slut….

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Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Traci Lords Pumps It Up!

You might remember porn star turned mainstream actress Traci Lords from back in the day. I didn’t know she was a fitness guru as well because it appears she had a workout video

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Traci Lords Pumps It Up!