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Teen Mom Janelle’s Baby Bump of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So MTV did a show called Teen Moms…and this one is one of the scandalous, dirty bag, white trash cunts that instead of getting an abortion like a normal pregnant teen, decided to have a baby cuz it is like playing barbie, and she never had Barbies, cuz based on her faucet, daddy wasn’t around and mommy was too busy sucking dick to make enough money to get decent non-dollar store, made in china, contaminated with poison toys….and luckily for her…this is America…and in America…having a ghetto teen pregnancy can make you famous…like having a ghetto sex tape when you’re an irrelevant LA rich chick can make you a 100,000,000 dollars a year….like being a trash can human bar tender in the shittiest of places in America…can turn you into Snooki….. Our world is fucked…and here is Teen Mom Janelle showing off her 7 week baby bump…cuz having a baby worked so well for her the first time. All I see is future criminal.

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Long Legs

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

See if you can guess who these sexy long legs belong to. I guess the fact that the title to this post is ‘ Miley Cyrus flashes her long legs’ kind of gives the whole thing away. That’s why I don’t like playing games. Anyway, nice long tanned lady legs stretched out in front of a fire sounds like a whole lot of fun. Sign me up.

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Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini-picture, context, detected, fire-sounds, guess-the-fact, Hollywood, invalid, legs-stretched, like-playing, miley cyrus, Pictures, stars

Reese Witherspoon is a Mom in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This bitch is ALWAYS wearing these fucking pants. We get it, you’re a mom, you like to jog despite how sloppy your body looks, and you want us to always think you’re headed to the fucking gym, but seriously, I need some fucking variety in my life, it’s like everyday I see her in these goddamn black leggings and shit fucking annoys me, but I guess the real issue is why I even notice or care what Reese Witherspoon is wearing, its not like I’ve ever wanted to masturbate to her, or even liked her or thought she deserved an Academy Award….serioulsy, there is absolutely no reason for this post…I’ll stop now, but before I do, I will post one of her nude scenes to warrant Today being such a shitty day for celebrity smut. Reese Witherspoon – Funny bloopers are a click away Here are the pics of her in tight pants…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rachel Taylor Wet and In Panties of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rachel Taylor, she’s some 25 year old who looks like she’s 15 and she’s from Australia. She was once Miss Teen Tasmania, she will never be quite as big as the other talent from Tasmania, like the Tasmanian devil who still graces the mudflaps, bumpers, back windows and various body parts of white trash everywhere, but she’s a lot more logical a choice to jerk off to….if you’re into small titty tom boy bitches who wear boy’s underwear cuz they think they are one of the boys, unfortunately, there’s more cock than pussy in this clip from some movie called Splinterheads you probably will never see…..but that I’ve at least posted the best part of….

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Victoria Silvstedt Turns Skiing into Low Level Porn of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention. But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear…. I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops…. Pics via LFI

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Forest Temple (Game Battle)

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This one's all about multitasking. Work together with yourself to reach the doors

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Kristin Cavallari in her Useless Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t figured out what is worse, the fact that Kristin Cavallari’s got enough of a career to justify the paparazzi releasing pictures of her, even if she’s paying them to take the pics, or the fact that I am writing about her. I am going to go that me writing about her is worse, because I have control over that shit and if I was a little more creative, I’d find better ways to occupy my time, like playing tennis, or board games, despite how embarassing both those things are to me, they are better than me giving this girl anymore attention or credit she deserves, meaning I will not praise her useless cunt or make fun of it, she’s a nobody and like most nobodies, I’ll just look, expose myself and move the fuck along. PICS VIA FAME