I thought I’d put up a few pictures of Maria Sharapova because I’ve played tennis once, sure I pulled a hammy, but I feel like because of my time on the courts she and I are now somehow connected. Anyhow, here she is trying to sell some sort of slutty tennis gear for chicks to look good in while they walk around the tennis club while I have to practice against the wall behind the high-school for under privileged kids. Not fair, those kids are mean. Where was I? Maria’s looking hot as usual. Good enough.
