Earth's long rivalry with other planets has come to a head, in a new series of charts found throughout the tumblrs. Earth, already instrumental in removing Pluto from the galactic league, is calling out its closest neighbor. In both the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics and the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games, Martians received zero medals. Earth, won them all. It's not just the entire solar system that our planet is trying to dominate, it's the entire universe. Earthlings boast 57 wins in the Miss Universe pageant.
