Michelle Hunziker is getting my attention not because she’s dating the fat kid from Dawson’s Creek (I’m pretty sure I’m thinking of some other blonde chick) or because she’s a hot piece of ass or even because she’s Swiss German Italian, she’s getting my attention because she’s drinking a massive beer and I’m really thirsty. Here she is hanging out in her Lederhosen , or whatever it is the women wear, at Oktoberfest in Munich the other day. I want one… Of each.
