I wanted to make some sort of lame joke about Miranda Kerr giving me blue balls or something along those lines because I know everyone loves crappy testicle jokes, but that’s a balloon she’s holding and not a ball so my whole plan has gone out the window. Now what? Luckily she’s a hot piece of ass and she still looks cute playing with her giant balloon so everything should be alright. Besides, a supermodel in a little skirt is always good. Enjoy. more pictures of Miranda Kerr here
