I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, because I’m usually too busy napping on the couch, or doing literally anything else, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Miranda Kerr ‘ s officially a free agent again. Which means now there’s no excuse for why we can’t be together. You know, other than the fact that she doesn’t know who I am, and probably doesn’t date bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. Still, I’m gonna focus on the positives here, and take this cover shoot for Self Magazine for what it is: a sign that maybe she’s lowered her standards. So you guys enjoy the pictures, while I go tell my mom she’s got to move out.

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Miranda Kerr Works It Good For Self Magazine