Here’s current Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez leading her bikini assault team in some sexy poses for what I’m guessing are some promotional shots for the upcoming Miss Universe pageant in Las Vegas. I wish there were such a thing as bikini assault teams, drop them into enemy territory, have them charge at hostile combatants in their high heels and bikinis… Conflict resolve. I for one would gladly drop my weapon and let myself get bikini assaulted. I have other ideas on how to save the world with bikinis, I’m waiting for a call from the pentagon.
