I don’t know what these pictures are from, but man Nicole Scherzinger is looking good. That cocoa colored skin, tight belly and sweet chesticles are killing me. How can I get on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? I want to get in shape by pawing at a some scantily clad hot chick while we prance around a dance studio. I doubt I’ll win, but I’m pretty sure I can beat that old man astronaut. My mom has lots of friends at her bridge club who will vote for me. Take that!
