Photo: a pod of lifeless, oil covered Snorkelers floating in a large patch of oil. Biloxi (AP): Local residents have reported seeing hundreds of dead, oil covered Gulf Coast Snorkelers washing ashore today. Authorities have noted that this is their spawning season and fear the loss might spell doom for this endangered species. When asked about their plans to rescue them an un-named official at BP responded, “Snorkelers? You’ve got to be fuckin kidding me!” added by: SushiBandit
