I was at a bar last night and was able to watch the Grammy’s with the sound off while I was doing more important things like drinking my Heineken Light beer. Anyway, Rihanna definitely gets the “hoochie’ award for last night. Especially when she was flashing gang signs during Adele’s performance. I understood them. And yes, I would like to rub lotion on your cleavage with my forehead. Call me.
