I’m not going to make any stupid jokes about all the hot women and their cans at the Cannes Film Festival , that’s pretty hacky, but I am going to say how much I’d like to have Salma Hayek smother me with her big breasts. Here she is on the red carpet showing off those very special talents. Although, aside from her amazing latina cleavage, she’s kinda showing her age. Not cool. I had Carmen Electra up on the site earlier and she didn’t look this old, and I actually think Salma is younger than Carmen, so why is she looking so old? Ah yes, she squeezed a human being out of her vagina…. Kids are the worst.
