(Sarah Palin shocks crowd by delivering entire speech using naked sock puppets.) Sarah Palin lashed out at Washington, the media and condescending liberals Friday night at an Orlando Republican fund-raising event, and predicted the GOP would restore “common sense” to government in the upcoming November elections. Palin said those notes she wrote on her hand at a National Tea Party event — where the media and White House later “busted me for using a poor-man’s teleprompter” — explained just what the country needed: a strong energy policy, tax cuts; and “lifting America’s spirits.” “Americans get it,” Palin said. “In Washington, they don’t get it.” I think what Palin is trying to say here is that she does not believe these “Americans” she speaks of are as intelligent as the people in Washington, who immediately knew that the fact Palin wrote notes on her hand demonstrated an incredible level of ignorance and immaturity. The wildly popular, but equally polarizing former vice presidential candidate packed the Orange County Republican Party’s annual Lincoln Day fundraiser, attracting 1,300 fans to the Shingle Creek Resort. Orange GOP Chairman Lew Oliver said he expected the event to net the party more than $110,000. Does that amount even cover her speaking fee? I am just asking. While Sarah was up on stage polishing her verbal moose turds she took a moment out to attack a wildly popular local politician. The fearless Alan Grayson. While advocating for standard GOP issues — lower taxes, less spending, more freedom and smaller government — Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November.”Do it for the rest of America,” she said in a speech lasting about 40 minutes. Yeah Florida, get rid of one of the few really effective and dedicated Democratic politicians in Washington. Because he kind of scares the shit out of the GOP who, apparently, are the only people that Palin considers to be “real Americans”. I assume she puts the people of Florida who voted for Grayson, and sent him to Washington, to be in some separate category. What is your best guess? Socialists, communists, or gay Nazis? Gee I wonder what Rep. Grayson has to say in response to that. “I’m sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park,” Grayson responded. Nice. Still Palin did manage to impress a few people. Listen to what this woman, who clearly does not have access to the internet, had to say about Palin. “I love her morals, her character and the way she says what she believes,” said Connie Albers, a self-described 40-something, stay-at-home mom from Winter Garden. Gee I wonder if the rock this woman is living under has air conditioning. I mean it can get so hot in Florida. As long as there are still enough people like this lady around Palin will always be able to attract an audience too unaware and uninformed to realize that their opinion is based on a fantasy that Palin, with the help of Fox News and certain websites, has crafted to help her empty the pockets of the disaffected and disillusioned. For some of these people it is really only a choice between buying aluminum siding from swindlers, sending their money to a televangelist, or paying to watch Sarah Palin speak. Same audience, different line of bullshit.
