It’s not often that I get pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, let alone in a bikini in a position like this. Amazing. I’m speechless. That’s not entirely true, I’m uttering a lot of descriptive expletives to explain what I would like to do to her, but I’ll keep all that to myself. Here’s the hottie hanging out on a yacht somewhere sunning her sweet bikini booty. If I had to find something to complain about with these pics, it would be the eighties meathead douche lying next to her. What the hell? Roll him over the side and there will be plenty of room for my pasty white blogger ass. I can be there in no time. I’ll wait for your call.
