Apparently Selena Gomez is turning eighteen in twenty-four days, so until then turn away and think of something wholesome like apple pie or Jessica Simpson’s boobs because we’re not supposed to be looking at things like this. Although, she’s somewhat of a celebrity and I’m somewhat of a celebrity blogger so we should be good. If it were twenty-four days from now I would say something about how good she looks in her little blue bikini and make some lame joke about activity in my pants… But it’s not… So I won’t.
