I wouldn’t say these are the best Sofia Vergara pictures, but anytime Sofia wants to grab her boobs is OK by me. I’d just wish she’d ask me once in a while to do it for her. You see I’m what the ladies call the “Breast Whisperer”. I know how to massage, pinch and talk to boobs so that they always stay in perfect shape. And seeing that Sofia’s character in Modern Family is pregnant, she could use my services. Obviously, I know she’s not preggers in real life, but it’s better that she’s not since there’d be more to tame and I charge double for that.
