I guarantee some of the lesser celebrity blogs out there are killing themselves with a boatload of Golden Globe comments when referring to all the breasts from last night’s show, but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Even if Sofia Vergara’s beautiful boobs are staring me in the face like a couple of plump, round, perfectly tanned orbs, damn it, I’m not going to do it. I love this lady and if I knew what the spanish word for motorboat was, I think I might have a chance with her. Enjoy.