Obviously I don’t read Shape magazine because I’m not an out shape housewife, but that’s not to say I won’t stop on my way past the news stand to eyeball these pictures of Latina super MILF Sofia Vergara in her bikini. I’m not dead. For some reason I get the feeling that this woman just bounces when she does anything, literally anything, like running errands or doing the dishes or running up a flight of stairs in some really high heels and a tight dress…. That mental image is causing a disturbance south of the equator if you know what I mean. Got to go.
