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Aubrey O’Day Is Now A Supermodel

I don’t know how this happened, but here’s Aubrey O’Day on the catwalk for some sort of fashion show the other day. This can’t be a real fashion show, it’s got to be one of those trashy shows at a sex toy convention or something like that because Aubrey is by no means a supermodel. Her experience when it comes to modeling mainly consists of taking pictures of herself half naked and posting them on Twitter . Anyhow, I’ve always like her fat cleavage so i thought I’d throw her a bone. Get it?

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine

Obviously I don’t read Shape magazine because I’m not an out shape housewife, but that’s not to say I won’t stop on my way past the news stand to eyeball these pictures of Latina super MILF Sofia Vergara in her bikini. I’m not dead. For some reason I get the feeling that this woman just bounces when she does anything, literally anything, like running errands or doing the dishes or running up a flight of stairs in some really high heels and a tight dress…. That mental image is causing a disturbance south of the equator if you know what I mean. Got to go.