Say you’re a teen Twilight devotee. Ever since last year’s Eclipse , you’ve been counting down the days until Kristen Stewart , Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner reprised their roles for the long-awaited, demon fetus pregnancy installment in Stephenie Meyer’s fluffy vamp franchise. Your boyfriend promised he would take you to Breaking Dawn — Part 1 , only at the last minute he bailed (typical!) and you missed the one thing that was getting you through a particularly rough and angsty period of your adolescence. What do you do?

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Twi-Hard Teen Blames DUI On Missing Breaking Dawn