We’re not sure what was up with that Carol Burnett storyline, but sing along anyway. By Jim Cantiello, with additional reporting by Vaughn Trudeau Schoonmaker Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith in the “Furt” episode of “Glee” Photo: FOX This week’s “Glee” episode, “Furt,” featured not one, but two weddings — and not one, but two Bruno Mars songs . More important, it actually took the Kurt/bullying storyline somewhere. Celebrate with us and sing along! Do you want a wedding episode? I do! I do! Do I want “Glee” in a happy mode? I do! Do you Know why I’m crying When this show Used to Be funny and so shiny? But now I feel sad For tortured Kurt and lonely Sue His bully’s mad Kurt doesn’t know what he should do But cheer up, dude! Your bully’s dad is from “Lost.” He totally explodes. [ “Lost” clip of Arzt holding dynamite and exploding. ] Anyone remember that? Season one? Do you believe the boys stood up for Kurt? I do, I do Except for Finn, who tried his best to avert. So boo to Him until the wedding scene where We saw Finn Dedicate a sweet song to his New half-kin. But why were the pronouns all messy, She’s a him? I guess “Glee” won’t change lyrics unless It is about transsexuals. That’s right I’m still not over that “Rocky Horror” episode. Just sayin’. Sue Sylvester marries herself ’cause she can’t find a match. Mama Sue shows up but this plot point doesn’t attach. I guess producers had the chance to shoot with Carol Burnett, So they wrote in a Nazi-hunter filled with maternal regret How can I blame them for wanting to include Carol? Ryan Murphy clearly shrugged and said, “Sure, what the hell?” A shame her singing voice now sounds like her old Tarzan yell Is she coasting on her name? [ Clip of Carol emphatically saying, “I AM NOT!” ] [ Jim speaks ] Sorry, no disrespect! [ Tugs on his earlobe. ] [ Singing ] Do you want to know how “Glee” ends up? I do! I do! Sue expels the bully but the school board sucks, So Sue Resigns as principal in protest Mr. Schue Says regionals are coming next But Kurt’s to do List includes dodging closet cases Out to bruise His porcelain skin with so much hate He chooses to Transfer to the private school that’s basically paradise for gays. Let’s all praise! This storyline is great! What did you think of this week’s “Glee”? Share your thoughts in the comments below. Related Videos Musical ‘Glee-Caps’ Of Season Two Related Photos What Other ‘Glee’ Music Videos Do We Want To See?
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