Also, Vinny demonstrates why he’s our ‘MVP’ of the week. By Jim Cantiello Snooki on Thursday’s episode of “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV Ronnie and Sammi went to church this week on “Jersey Shore” “to relieve their sins.” I didn’t know being boring and ruining a reality TV show was a sin. But if it is, sweetheart, you’re going to hell. Still, it wasn’t all boring by any stretch. Here are my five favorite moments from Thursday’s episode: 5. Who the Hell Is That?! This episode picked right up where we left off in the premiere: in a tornado of fingernails and hair extensions. As Sammi and JWoww clawed at each other, we met two new housemates. (Funny, they didn’t look very Italian to me!) The burly security guards didn’t stay long but they did help break up that catfight. 4. Spray It And then it was time to go clubbing, yo! As the guys reached for the T-shirts, the girls grabbed the hairspray. “It’s a good thing none of us have asthma,” JWoww pointed out. Or an ozone layer. F— the environment! 3. MVP While trying to fashion a giant hose in order to save a kickball for Snooki and Deena — don’t ask — Vinny revealed some intimate details about his failed hookup with Snooki. OK, seriously, between that scene, his stalker at the club, his executing a “robbery” against the Situation, and his playful conversation with JWoww about Deena’s breasts, Vinny, you’re our MVP of the week. 2. ‘Can You Believe This Mother—-er?’ So Ron cheated on girlfriend Sammi in Miami and lied about it. JWoww and Snooki tell their pal about Ron’s cheating ways (in an admittedly stupid way), but she stays with him anyway. He turns Sam against all her female friends, and then when she’s depressed about not having any friends because he helped destroy all those relationships, he gets angry at her for being depressed and not wanting to hang out with her estranged friends who are now her mortal enemies? Oh, NO. Can you believe this mother—-er? And that was, “Can You Believe This Mother—-er?” 1. Snooki Bush At the club, Snooki snuck off to be one with nature … literally. “Who goes and hides in a bush?” she asked rhetorically. “Only me. I don’t care. I’ll pee in a bush, I’ll poop in a bush, I’ll hide in a bush.” Wait. Did she just take a dump in that bush?!! Don’t miss “Jersey Shore,” airing Thursday nights at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos ‘Jersey Shore’ High Five Highlights Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Ep. 15 | Flipbook

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‘Jersey Shore’ High Five: Snooki Hides In A Bush