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I kinda like how with the birth of her two kids, an eating disorder that involves overeating Texas BBQ, Jessica Simpson has the ability to look like a white trash mom in her 40s at her office Christmas party in her best dress she picked up at Sears for the occasion… It’s like a Christmas miracle or some shit, that a mom could look like a mom…showing off some cleavage to distract from the fact she has no neck, probably harnessed into straps and shit…and the whole thing just reminds me how old I am, because there was a time Jessica Simpson was a serious babe…that time..has come and gone…but with every negative there is a positive, and in this case, the positive is new pussy that has replaced her…thank god for that…cuz she’s done. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson is Boxy Christmas Mom of the Day