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Christie Brinkley Is A Timeless Beauty

Here’s everybody favorite ageless hottie  Christie Brinkley in New York, and according to my sources, she was out promoting her new book. It’s called “Timeless Beauty,” and I’m guessing it has a bunch of Christie’s patented beauty secrets in there. But I’ll save you the read: the main reason Christie looks this good at 61 isn’t good genes. It’s because of her daily workout regimen of 30-45 seconds of cardio on top of a pasty blogger. OK, not really. It’s just the good genes thing. But hey, it was worth a shot, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Nicole Trunfio’s Amazing Leg Show

I haven’t done a post on Nicole Trunfio in a long time. For whatever reason, the Aussie hottie just hasn’t been around much lately. So I was pretty happy to see these pictures of her showing up at the 2015 Elle Style Awards. Because if there’s one thing I remember about Nicole, it’s that she’s always known how to dress . And after this outfit, she definitely deserves to go home with some kind of best-dressed award. Or at the very least, a pasty blogger as a consolation prize. Photos: WENN.com

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Jaime King Really Knows How To Dress!

Here’s Jaime King at amfAR’s 6th annual Inspiration Gala, and I don’t know about you perverts, but seeing this MILF cleavage of Jaime’s is definitely pretty inspirational. In fact, it’s inspiring me to want to become a better man. Just kidding. It’s actually inspiring me to go lock myself in the Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until I get kicked out. Whichever comes first. Wish me luck! Photos: WENN.com

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum Really Knows How To Dress

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you missed the 2015 CMT Music Awards last night, and that’s too bad, because it means you also missed Jenna Dewan-Tatum ‘s MILF goodness. And OK, fine, I didn’t watch it either, but after this, I wish I had tuned in. For 30-45 seconds, at least. Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez Is A Cute Little Chunkster

Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Works It On The Streets

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing why she’s our reigning two-time MILF of the Year (and maybe even three-time, but I can barely remember what I had breakfast, let alone back that far). See, because even though Alessandra’s just walking around LA in a pair of tight jeans, she still manages to just as smoking hot as most of her fellow models do on their bikini photoshoots. And after all these years, I still don’t know how she does it, I just hope she never stops. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Cute Chubby Hitchhiker

Here’s Selena Gomez back on set filming her new movie The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving , whatever the hell that means. Only this time we’re getting a peek at her stomach as she tries to hitchhike. And I don’t know, she’s still looking a little chubby if you ask me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely still give her a ride. I just don’t think that 30-45 seconds of cardio will make much of a difference. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Kate Upton Is Getting A Little Extra Juicy

Is it just me, or is Kate Upton starting to get a little chunky these days? Here she is out in New York, and I know she’s wearing a see-through shirt, so it might take your eyes a while to be able to focus elsewhere. But I think it might be time we got Kate on the Tuna Diet. See, it involves doing 30-45 seconds of strenuous cardio with yours truly at least once a day, but she can eat whatever she wants on it and I can guarantee results. Well, for me, at least. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Nicole Scherzinger’s Grab A$$

Here’s my favorite hottie ex-pat Nicole Scherzinger out in London again, and even though I’m still pretty upset that those lucky British bastards get to enjoy her hotness like this on a daily basis, at least they’re still willing to share it with the rest of us. So yes, it’s killing me to not be able to offer Nicole a hand with that booty of hers, since it looks like she’s currently got her hands full, but I guess this way I can still enjoy the pictures while fantasizing that she might actually say “Yes,” instead of “Who are you?” and “Will you please tase him?” That counts as a win-win in my books. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook ‘s fiance such a bad influence , it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading