As you guys know, I try to stay away from any of that celebrity gossip crap on this site and just focus on what’s really important (AKA hot wannabes showing off their booties on Instagram), but every once in a while, some big news drops. Like the fact that Jenna Dewan-Tatum is apparently splitting up with that male stripper she’s married to. At first, I had to double-check it wasn’t just some belated April Fool’s joke or something, but I’m pretty sure it’s real, which means this hot MILF is back on the market and single again. Which means I’ve got a shot! …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 12 photos
As you guys know, I try to stay away from any of that celebrity gossip crap on this site and just focus on what’s really important (AKA hot wannabes showing off their booties on Instagram), but every once in a while, some big news drops. Like the fact that Jenna Dewan-Tatum is apparently splitting up with that male stripper she’s married to. At first, I had to double-check it wasn’t just some belated April Fool’s joke or something, but I’m pretty sure it’s real, which means this hot MILF is back on the market and single again. Which means I’ve got a shot! …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 12 photos
Jenna Dewan Tatum the pussy that Channing Tatum knocked up….in Health Magazine cuz she healthy…at least her When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….but then again, she’s a pretty low level actor, and marrying dude and riding him, letting him do what he wants so she can live the best life she can for herself…letting him fuck whoever he wants because pick your battles…and focus on having that fit body because guys like fit bodies, so if she looks her best and fucks the best (she’s a dancer you know and dancers fuck), he won’t want to fuck all the mooches that want his dick…cuz what he has with this one is real… I met a dude who was at one point his Agent, he told me he would go to their house to drop off scripts, to which he would be greeted by a naked Channing and Jenna – having a naked party – trying to recruit him into the naked party with them….cuz they are free spirited, living the rich hollywood life, an this is her photoshoot for some health magazine… The post Jenna Dewan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you listen to enough internet commenters who concern-troll celebrities, mothers shouldn’t eat anything (but also shouldn’t be “too thin”) and also should always look their best without ever looking “too good.” This time, the celebrity getting unfairly slammed is none other than the beautiful and talented Jenna Dewan Tatum. Her “crime” this time? Showing her butt. Jenna Dewan Tatum is an actress, an exceptional dancer, and yes, she’s also a mom. And guess what: she has a butt. Barring an extremely rare birth defect or a horrifying injury, just about all humans have butts. (Yes, even your friend who laments that they “don’t even have an ass.”) Her husband Channing Tatum’s bragged about her naked body before, so it can’t really be that surprising. But when Jenna posted this photo to her Instagram, mom-shamers swarmed the comments to give her a hard time. She looks so great! Like, of course she does. But still. Okay, done admiring her spectacular glutes? Then we can move on. So, this was part of Jenna Dewan Tatum’s “cheeky balcony” photo series on Instagram. So far, there are just the two pictures in the series. We hope that the hateful responses haven’t discouraged Jenna from continuing with it. Firstly, because no one should be discouraged from doing what’s fun or enjoyable for them because of other people’s hate. But also just because she looks amazing and every photo of her is just a blessing. These are classy, beautiful photographs of a talented and gorgeous woman. So, naturally, the mom-shamers swooped in. Apparently, you’re not allowed to have a body anymore after you have a child. Negative comment after negative comment said just about the same thing. What varied was the level of direct rudeness. “You have a kid . . . Shame on you.” That one sounds like Jenna’s being shamed for being a mother, period. “She’s a mother and married. Smh, disappointed at Jenna.” Oh boy, that one’s mom-shaming and wife-shaming. A real twofer. (Not that it would matter if he did, but Channing Tatum clearly doesn’t mind … and there’s a more-than-decent chance that he took the photo himself) “Of course she is hot but poor Everly. What signals is she sending to her young daughter? Mummy’s bum is all over the net haha. Lead by example.” Thanks, consummately British mom-shamer. ( Mum -shamer?) She’s not texting her butt to her 4-year-old daughter. Everly won’t be old enough to sign up for any social media for another 9 years. And by that point, if not already, Everly will be mature enough to accept the fact that her mother has a butt. (Unlike these commenters) “Beautiful, but you are a mother. Be a role model for your daughter.” Being confident in her beautiful body and showing exactly as much of it as she likes is a great way to role model for her daughter. (This, by the way, was a photo that Channing Tatum had previously shared.) Jenna Dewan didn’t reply directly. Too many celebrities get bogged down trying to respond to trolls. This gives them exactly what they want, more often than not. Instead, Jenna just shared some words of wisdom that seemed to be aimed at the trolls. “You can tell who the strong women are. They are the ones you see building up one another instead of letting each other down.” That’s not exactly a subtweet … but it’s something . Jenna Dewan Tatum is a delight. We’re glad that she has a husband who’s worthy of her. View Slideshow: 29 Stars Who Shamed Their Body-Shamers
Here’s a picture of Jenna Dewan Tatum in bed…naked…probably creatively directed by your favorite male stripper Channing Tatum…who didn’t win the golden globe for the worst movie ever…but probably could have…because it required zero talent….like this pic…only…in this pic there is good back curvature and booty…. The only Jenna Dewan Tatum / Channign Tatum story I have for you, is that I was forced to watch Jupiter Rising yesterday and wanted to kill myself…and that I met one of his agents, who may have been a hipster lying about being his agent, but who I think was his agent….and he said he would drop off scripts at Channing’s house early in his career, and he’d open the door fully naked….and his wife would be fully naked…and they would try to get the agent naked….because they were having some “naked day”….and I thought that was one of the better Hollywood story I’ve heard from an agent, usually they are more cunty…and I’m more into showing their cunt…something Jenna Dewan Tatum isn’t doing….but that you now that cunt is grinding up on some bed sheets…and sometimes that’s enough.. The post Jenna Dewan Tatum Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
