One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm. The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it. One has chiseled abs because he works at a gym. The other last visited in gym in approximately 1998. One has earrings, the other lots of hair. If it came down to John Mayer or The Situation , and your life depended on it and/or you were really drunk, who would you rather … you know? It’s a difficult call, we sympathize with you. But vote below. Who would you rather …
