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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Clown of the Day

It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday, she turned 31 and I guess no one gave a fuck, so she decided to dress up like an idiot to let the world know she’s celebrating and having the time of her life cuz it’s her day, or maybe it just took her 31 years to realize and accept the fact that she’s an overweight joke by dressing like the clown that she is, but really what the fuck do I know, other than that this costume in February is nothing but fucking stupidity, but the good news is that I never knew something so insignificant, like some bitch I don’t know who I never found hot, even though she was tiny with big tits, cuz I knew eventually her ass would catch up and balance out her horse face, could actually annoy me this much, but now I do… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Clown of the Day

Jessica Simpson Gets Her Tit Grabbed by a Gay of the Day

Jessica Simspon’s big ol’ sloppy tit is getting accidentally grabbed by her gay hairdresser and I’m sure she appreciates the attention because getting your tit grabbed is one step closer to getting pregnant so that you don’t feel like an Old Maid you are at family functions since your baby sister is a proud parent in a happy marriage, while you can’t even get a motherfucker to fuck you for more than a fucking week…and all you get is a few seconds of accidental male attention that isn’t even into this kind of thing, and who probably threw up after this happened and soaked his hand in purrell to get the titty germs off of him….to forget the whole incident ever happened. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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