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Hayden Panettiere in Halloween Costume of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant. I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere. I just know that it is Halloween, a time then pregnant girls can dress like the sluts their baby bumps already pretty much tell us they are…you non condom – internal creampie loving dirtbag other women celebrate when they see you at the grocery store with questions like “when is the baby due”….”oh so cute, is it a boy or a girl”…when I know it’s just an internal cumshot..up inside her…and it a lot of ways that can be exciting knowing she’s into that, knowing she can’t get pregnant when I do it, but then again, I’m used to fat chicks… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN GO

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Emily Ratajkowski Can Kick My Ass Anytime She Wants!

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m normally not too interested in girls that look like they could beat me up. I’m a lover blogger, not a fighter. But when they look like Emily Ratajkowski here, I’m willing to make an exception. I have no clue what this boxing-themed photoshoot is for, but I do know that I’d be willing to take a beating from that booty of Emily’s. I’m already pretty sore because of it as is.

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Anne Vyalitsyna GQ Mexico of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne V is some Adam Levine fucker, a stain on her vagina that no matter how many years go by since their tragic break-up, will always be there, because there’s just something about Adam Levine that ruins a woman…. She also works for Victoria’s Secret as a half naked model, unfortunately, modeling the wrong half naked….I mean I’d be way more into her shit if she had a cutout in her pants and shirt so I could see vagina and nipple, it’s the half naked modeling of the future. That said, here she is for GQ Mexico, the motherland, continuing her strategic nudity, lookin good while doing it.

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Anne Vyalitsyna GQ Mexico of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne V is some Adam Levine fucker, a stain on her vagina that no matter how many years go by since their tragic break-up, will always be there, because there’s just something about Adam Levine that ruins a woman…. She also works for Victoria’s Secret as a half naked model, unfortunately, modeling the wrong half naked….I mean I’d be way more into her shit if she had a cutout in her pants and shirt so I could see vagina and nipple, it’s the half naked modeling of the future. That said, here she is for GQ Mexico, the motherland, continuing her strategic nudity, lookin good while doing it.

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Kelly Rowland’s Interesting Bikini Position of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rowland’s gotta watch out, I mean at least when in this position, people are going to look at her implants, see her like this, and assume that she’s not Beyonce’s employee who was left in the shadows of the creature that is Beyonce, and that is now mocking the way Beyonce probably got pregnant with blue IVY, only instead of laying on her back like a dead fish, legs up like a gynecological exam, on her cell phone, Beyonce was probably looking at herself in a mirror, there is only so much love a bitch can have for herself, and Beyonce proves that…. OR a passerby will just wonder why a black chick is tanning, she’s already pretty tanned, or maybe they’ll just try to figure out what kind of infection she’s airing out, whatever it is they think….I am sure it’s not how hot this Destiny Child scraps is… Boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Rowland’s Interesting Bikini Position of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rowland’s gotta watch out, I mean at least when in this position, people are going to look at her implants, see her like this, and assume that she’s not Beyonce’s employee who was left in the shadows of the creature that is Beyonce, and that is now mocking the way Beyonce probably got pregnant with blue IVY, only instead of laying on her back like a dead fish, legs up like a gynecological exam, on her cell phone, Beyonce was probably looking at herself in a mirror, there is only so much love a bitch can have for herself, and Beyonce proves that…. OR a passerby will just wonder why a black chick is tanning, she’s already pretty tanned, or maybe they’ll just try to figure out what kind of infection she’s airing out, whatever it is they think….I am sure it’s not how hot this Destiny Child scraps is… Boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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True Blood Porn Spoof Every Bit as Campy as Actual True Blood

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Our old friends at New Sensations are at it again, and this time they’ve delivered to us the trailer for their True Blood porn spoof, Tru: A XXX Parody . How do you send up a show that’s already pretty racy? By playing it pretty straight, apparently!

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Our Racist Forefathers

Posted on November 13, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is like a real-life vaguely racist version of National Treasure. (Which is just a crappy version of The Da Vinci Code, which is already pretty terrible.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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