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Nicole Scherzinger In A Catsuit Just Blew My Mind!

With all the hotness we’ve been getting from Nicole Scherzinger lately, I’m going to say something I never thought I’d say: I hope this season of The X Factor never ends. Because here’s Nicole out in London again, this time in a sexy catsuit. And while I’m making requests, here’s one more: we need more catsuits on this site. And in the world in general. A lot more. Yow. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Nina Agdal Gets Felt Up!

Not that I really needed any more proof that I’m in the wrong line of work, but I think I just found my dream job: whoever’s getting paid to grab a handful of Nina Agdal in these behind-the-scenes shots from her latest photoshoot. Obviously it’s something I’ve always wanted to do, but I never knew that feeling up supermodels was an actual job. I always figured it was more of a hobby. Or the thing that would land me a restraining order and a few months of community service. Anyway, where do I submit my resume? I don’t have much experience in this field, but I’m a quick learner. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Magdalena Frackowiak Is So Hot, It Burns

Here’s Polish hottie and my future ex-wife Magdalena Frackowiak in another great bikini photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. I know most of you out there probably haven’t heard of Magdalena before, since she’s not the biggest Victoria’s Secret model yet. Which is exactly why I need to make my move now, before she gets too famous and thinks I’m only after her for her money. I want to make sure Magdalena knows the truth, that I’m only after her for her body instead. » view all 34 photos

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Hayden Panettiere Is Officially Off The Market

Bad news everyone: our favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is officially off the market. She got engaged to that Russian boxer/human giant, and here she is showing off the ring on her way into Good Morning America . I didn’t even realize they were still together. I guess I always figured it was just a phase and that eventually she’d go back to someone her own size. It’s too bad. I even had my bed lowered and everything so she wouldn’t have to climb up. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Hayden Panettiere Is Officially Off The Market

Hayden Panettiere Is Officially Off The Market

Bad news everyone: our favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is officially off the market. She got engaged to that Russian boxer/human giant, and here she is showing off the ring on her way into Good Morning America . I didn’t even realize they were still together. I guess I always figured it was just a phase and that eventually she’d go back to someone her own size. It’s too bad. I even had my bed lowered and everything so she wouldn’t have to climb up. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry Tits Gets Slimed at the Kids Choice Awards of the Day

Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is… See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested… See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom… LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those… Pics via Bauer

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