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Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day

Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really…. That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant… But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina… I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible… The post Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day

Part of me hates this..but I am the kind of motherfucker who looks at anything that involves girls in bikinis. It’s pretty much dumbed me down as a human. Instead of working, or reading, or writing anything of substance…I’ve been looking at bikini pics, like they fucking matter…Instead of traveling or making money to travel to places where girls are in bikinis in real life…I spend my adventures on the internet looking at pics of girls in bikinis…it’s all pretty pathetic… But not as pathetic as knowing that to create a viral video or web series, you just need a busy girl in a bikini…doing pretty much anything… In this case, they’ve confused the meaning of getting Catfished….or maybe they’ve reclaimed the word catfish, from being a fat girl who sends you bikini pics of other girls…to trick you into sex or to masturbate to them…just for fantasy…like the internet was designed for…it’s not catfishing, it’s internet… THIS is catfishing… Smacking your dumb friend with a dead fish while being dumb and getting it stuck…because it’s got burrs…idiots…and it’s not only amazing…because of the bikini…it’s amazing because it’s so fucking dumb…but better because of the bikini. I have no idea if this is old or new, I just know it’s great. The post Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing… That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan… Here she is in Marie Claire UK….

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Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing… That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan… Here she is in Marie Claire UK….

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Pippa Middleton’s Legs in a Skirt (OMG!) of the Day

Pippa Middleton’s amazing because of the whole feeling inadequate due to her sister being a big fucking deal, cuz girls who feel inadequate are a hell more fun that girls who are all confident, comfortable, happy, satisfied…they put out a lot more, they cause more scandals, they are more unstable, and they are likely to be more naked….if it wasn’t for bitches who didn’t feel inadequate…I’d probably still be a virgin….

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