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Be a Big Jerk-y and Give Your Valentine a Brief Jerky [PIC]

Now this gives a whole new meaning to the term “meat curtains”! Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a seller on the popular crafting website Etsy has unleashed upon the world what they, master punsters that they are, refer to as the Brief Jerky. Yup, it’s underwear made of dried meats. But it’s not just any underwear made of dried meats- it’s $140 underwear made of dried meats. While the seller seems to be marketing the product towards men (click “other photos” at your own risk), we think there’s no better way to say “I value you as a woman” than snapping into a Slim Jim mere millimeters from her minge. Hey, it’s got to be better than that spare tire you got her last year, “because it matches yours.” And if you really want to show you care, there’s also an online tutorial on how to make your own meat undies. Just putting that out there.

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Be a Big Jerk-y and Give Your Valentine a Brief Jerky [PIC]

Amores Perros’ Vanessa Bauche Poses Nude for Playboy Mexico [PICS]

It’s been a while since we’ve seen hot tamale Vanessa Bauche stateside- the last time the Amores Perros star popped up on Mr. Skin’s radar was when she bared T&A in 2001’s Piedras Verdes . But Vanessa has not been sitting around watching her culo expand, oh no. Instead, the now 39-year-old actress has been busy sculpting, molding, and refining that culo into a superpowered SCUD missile of Latina hotness so powerful, it threatens to tip the balance of posterior power permanently in Mexico’s direction. And she’s doing pretty well in the tetas department too. More pics from Vanessa in Mexican Playboy after the jump!

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Amores Perros’ Vanessa Bauche Poses Nude for Playboy Mexico [PICS]