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Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up… This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing… That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring. But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle.. TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing… That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring. But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle.. TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Be a Big Jerk-y and Give Your Valentine a Brief Jerky [PIC]

Now this gives a whole new meaning to the term “meat curtains”! Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a seller on the popular crafting website Etsy has unleashed upon the world what they, master punsters that they are, refer to as the Brief Jerky. Yup, it’s underwear made of dried meats. But it’s not just any underwear made of dried meats- it’s $140 underwear made of dried meats. While the seller seems to be marketing the product towards men (click “other photos” at your own risk), we think there’s no better way to say “I value you as a woman” than snapping into a Slim Jim mere millimeters from her minge. Hey, it’s got to be better than that spare tire you got her last year, “because it matches yours.” And if you really want to show you care, there’s also an online tutorial on how to make your own meat undies. Just putting that out there.

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Be a Big Jerk-y and Give Your Valentine a Brief Jerky [PIC]