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Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Ashley “The Face” Tisdale…who tried to make her face presentable back when she got a nose job but failed…reinvested her energy into working out compulsively…and it’s finally paying off for her…because now she’s got a body that when cropped probably doesn’t even need a fucking head to be erotic….if anything the no head thing makes it more erotic….so here she is finally being used for good in a bikini and on roller skates with some bitch who looks 12 named SARAH HYLAND was also in her binini with Ashley Tisdale….but I couldn’t be bothered giving her a dedicated post…cuz with all 12 year old bodies…even those on 20 year olds who look 12…come uneventful asses…it just lacks the roundness and fitness that Ashle Tisdale has thanks to years of overcompensating for her face via exercise… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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